The Dog, The Dawg.
The dog breeds men are.
Those who go from doing doggy business,
Styling as done in the doggy manual,
Always letting the dog out loose.
Now lazing on an armchair,
Newspaper in his trusted palms,
Reading today’s news. He reads how the
Political dogs are going on,
Doing doggy business, even the old
Men stacking up on blue pills.
And how, when caught red-handed
They will come up with an excuse
The type that always goes along the lines of,
“The dog ate my homework”